I hate being around people but sometimes I want to be around someone. And I hate being lonely but I’m not lonely every time I’m alone. you feel me?
i only look attractive for a max of 5 mins and this usually when no one is around
girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear
i love bald people but where does their forehead stop, does it just wrap around their head? is it just one big forehead? where does it end
Britney Spears’s iconic choreographies
*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man